sarcastic-snowflake:

in my french class we were learning about the daily routine and in french “bonne heure” means early. so the teacher said “bonne heure in the morning” and one guy got up and said ”yes i have boners in the morning all the time,” he got detention for a week. 

australiansanta:

remember when people said smexy instead if sexy i literally cannot think of anything less sexy than the word smexy

idkiloveyou:

I saw this on Facebook and its genius omg

daevjade:

ishipthat:

rainbowsfireworks:

mishagusta:

leahthebee:

Totally worth it.

i love this enough to scroll all the way back up and reblog it

I fucking screamed omg

I WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING REALLY BEAUTIFUL AND INSPIRING

I GUESS I KINDA GOT THAT

i see nothing wrong

ryans-ties:

I don’t think I can do this justice with my words, but parade floats really come to mind here

dingoinnuendo:

now im lying on the 

oh, oh,